I’d Rather Be Fisting Than Stuck Anywhere Else Short

Experience ultimate comfort and style with our premium shorts, crafted from a high-quality blend of 80% Polyester, 15% Cotton, and 5% Spandex. This ultra-soft, breathable fabric ensures all-day comfort and flexibility, making it perfect for any activity.

Key Features:

• Long-Lasting Vibrant Colors: Featuring advanced high-definition heat-dye technology, our shorts retain their vibrant look even after multiple machine washes.
• Durable and Easy to Maintain: Designed to resist wrinkles, shrinking, and mildew, these shorts offer hassle-free care for your busy lifestyle.

Care Instructions:

• Turn inside out before washing.
• Machine wash cold with similar colors on a gentle cycle.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Tumble dry low and iron on cool settings if needed.

Upgrade your wardrobe with these versatile, long-lasting shorts that combine durability, style, and comfort effortlessly!